Klassiker: Telefon til en asiatisk Room Service

Jeg kan ikke huske, hvornår vi bragte denne her historie på (papir)Bagsiden, men den dukkede pludselig op, da jeg søgte i mit digitale arkiv efter noget helt andet (undskyld til DG fra Slangerup, men jeg kunne ikke lige finde historien om dengang jeg var på Makkedonnals med Maria for ca. 10 år siden, pokkers osse, men jeg prøver igen i morgen!)

Indledningen lød dengang som følger: - Her er en historie fra "det virkelige liv". Prøv at læse den højt og nyd situationen, skriver Nanna Svane Theisen. Der er tale om en telefondialog mellem en gæst og Room Service på et hotel et sted i Østasien, oprindelig gengivet i magasinet Far East Economic Review:

Telephone to Ruin sorbees

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"

Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: "What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine"

Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"

Guest: "I don't think so"

Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"

Guest: "No..just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Sorry?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say"

Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud"

Guest: "You're welcome"

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(Denne mail har ramt (papir)Bagsidens sædvanlig mailadresse, men hører retteligt til her, så jeg paster den lige ind. Vh. Lynch)  Jeg synes overhovedet ikke den var morsom, den med room service på et hotel et sted i Asien. Efter alle de mange år jeg har boet og senere rejst rundt i området kan jeg kun sige at jeg forstår hvert et ord der bliver sagt på de kanter. Faktisk er det mere spændende at høre på fremmede kirurgers morgenkaffesnak, inden de stempler ind og sliber kniven. Nedenstående diskussion har fundet sted i udlandet, heldigvis, i-og-med det ikke er på dansk. George Meijer Five Surgeons Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.   The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."   The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."   The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."   The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."   But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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